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Nightmare on aisle 18.

I can’t tell exactly where I am, but I’m pretty sure I’m dreaming. Fluorescent light filters through big shiny balloons. Is that Oprah? And Obama? Is that them together? Does Mrs. “The President” know about this? The floor underneath me is sticky, and with each step my shoe grabs with resistance only to pull it [...]

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May 22nd: In the eye of the swarm, (exclusive video) bees and Wal-Mart

I was walking down the street today when I saw Carlos Virgen passing with a video camera. I wondered where he was going until I saw thousands of bees all swarming on a tree outside the UB offices on the corner or 1st and Alder. I decided to get my cell phone camera out as [...]

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