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Nightmare on aisle 18.

By Jeremy Gonzalez | Published: October 10, 2009
I can’t tell exactly where I am, but I’m pretty sure I’m dreaming. Fluorescent light filters through big shiny balloons. Is that Oprah? And Obama? Is that them together? Does Mrs. “The President” know about this? The floor underneath me is sticky, and with each step my shoe grabs with resistance only to pull it [...]
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Tips for the guilty

By Jeremy Gonzalez | Published: April 3, 2009
I’m no stranger to guilt; I grew up with a Jewish mother. Guilt is a way of life for me; I start feeling guilty if, I don’t feel guilt. There is a new trend in guilt that is being perpetrated by baristas and supermarket clerks everywhere. The trend that started with the reprogramming of American’s [...]
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