Attack of the radioactive wasps
So the story started yesterday with this article in the Tri-City Herald.
It continues today with this article in the Seattle TImes.
While the TCH article didn’t get much buzz (har, har), the Times article has generated a LONG chain of comments, which should only be expected with a subject like radioactive wasps.
Some of the better ones are:
“(I’m) pretty sure I saw this on Mystery Science Theatre 3K – I don’t think it ended well for the workers or horrified townsfolk… 
”
“Nobody better be caught tossing dead radio active wasps”
“Well radioactive wasps are a bit of a nuisance. They can RUIN a picnic, but fast. However, it is a little known fact that they are Mothra’s only natural enemy and why he/she leaves the Pacific Northwest in peace.”
“I am going over there to get stung! Then I will be the all-powerful WASP-MAN! I will then turn my efforts to cleaning up Belltown sending all the scum and crack heads back from wince they came…. O” glorious day!”
“This is too cool. Can I be the evil nemesis to Wasp-Man? I can be The Exterminator! I’ll get to wear a mask and use poisons and all sort of great stuff!”
“This brings new meaning to the term “buzzkill.”
Regards the guy who wants to become Wasp-Man, keep in mind your plan has both an downside and an upside.
DOWNSIDE: The radioactive wasp sting will turn you into a misshapen mutant who is forced to shun all human contact and come out only at night.
UPSIDE: You will have superpowers and get to wear a really cool costume.
Now excuse me, I’m going to go get an eight-foot tall can of Nuclear Wasp Spray at Home Depot. I hope they haven’t sold out before I get there.
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Have you turned into WASP-MAN yet??