Sometimes a press release just leaves you speechless, like this one:
Thought I’d run this by you, in case it’s of any interest…
SASQUATCH! IS NOW CARBON NEUTRAL!
Thanks to Esurance.
For the 3rd year in a row, Esurance is sponsoring the increasingly popular outdoor music event in Quincy, WA – THIS YEAR making it more eco-friendly than ever.
*Purchasing carbon offsets through Sustainable Energy Partners for attendees, artists, and staff fuel consumption
*Expanding the recycling stations
*Providing a rideshare program
*Offering “The Green Gorge Pass” which helps offset carbon emissions for the entire concert season at the Gorge
So now you and Bigfoot can dance your hearts out and leave zero footprints behind:)
I may forgive Beth, since she’s obviously trying WAY too hard to make her point, but Sasquatch may have other ideas. If I were her, I would stay out of the woods for a good, long while.